Russell Crow: 'You've got dead ears if you think that's an Irish accent'

To their credit, they don't mention D.V.D.

Repetition

On this week's episode of Just a Minute (available for streaming for one week), Paul Merton took a shot at himself for doing a horrible Cockney accent by saying, "Am I the only one now who's thinking of Dick Van Dyke?"

The biggest word you ever heard and this is how it goes...

Sleep Talking Man takes on Mary Poppins.

Yeah, Baby! YEAH!

I haven't written a lot about Dick Van Dyke recently, seeing as his longtime girlfriend Michelle Triola died this year, and it didn't feel right. I'm certainly not making fun of him with this blog -- I'm making fun of hack writers who fall back on the cliché of complaining about his bad cockney accent. And lately, he's been dealing with his grief in typical Dick Van Dyke fashion; he's getting out there and doing things, and just generally being the kind of optimistic guy I hope to be when I'm in my mid-80s.

So... after a suitable respectful period, it's time re-open the ministry's doors.

The Telegraph, December , 2009, Yeah, baby, yeah. It's international talk with a fake British accent day by Derek Nisbet

Dick van Dyke and Austin Powers have a lot to answer for. Two New York expats have designated December 17 International talk with a fake British accent day....

Everyone (even the Brits) is invited to adopt a fake accent for the event and may find themselves tested on the day by fiendish tongue twisters. You could mimic other famous "fakers", such as Dick van Dyke in Mary Poppins or Austin Powers. “Fakers” will be recorded for posterity and members will get a chance to listen, vote, comment and discuss their efforts online.

Fry's English Delight

D.V.D.'s accent received a mention on Stephen Fry's wonderful radio show.

It'll only be available for streaming for about a week.

Ach, Hoot Mon, Ah'm in Yer Internets, Makin' Foon of Dick Van Dyke's Cockney!

The Scotsman, March 15, 2009, Album review: Peter Doherty | Grace/Wastelands by Peter Doherty

And cor blimey mate, the 'Sweet By And By' will have you suspecting Randy Newman has entered the room in the guise of Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins.

MEMO TO D.V.D.: "Um, Dick... They Actually Haven't Forgiven You."

Hollywood Today, February 18th, 2009, Mary Poppins Still Delights by Gabrielle Pantera

Another challenge for Van Dyke was the accent. “I was trying my best to do Cockney,” says Van Dyke. “In some scenes I almost get it and in other scenes it isn’t there at all. It’s amazing how the British forgave me for my bad accent.”