Being from the North, are you having to put on a cockney accent?
"I'm not actually using a Southern accent - I'm using my own voice, which I'm grateful for. When they called about the part, I spoke to Dom [Treadwell-Collins] about the character and what they wanted from her but after I put the phone down, I thought, 'Oh wait, do they want me to put on an Essex accent?' because they told me that Vanessa lives in Chigwell. I think if you're doing one-off dramas, you can go and play a character with an accent, but when you're surrounded by people who use their own accents, I think it would have felt really unnatural for me to be putting it on. It could have all gone a bit Dick Van Dyke!"
The Ministry is Primarily Dedicated to Documenting Current Complaints in the British and World Press Regarding Mr Dick Van Dyke's Poor Attempt at a Cockney Accent in the Motion Picture Mary Poppins Half a Century Ago.
And Ovver Fings Wot We Fancies.
Read our Manifesto Here.
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Things can go a bit Dick Van Dyke.
Digital Spy, June 1, 2010, "Zöe Lucker (Vanessa Gold, 'EastEnders')" by Kris Green.
Monday, May 17, 2010
Quasi-Irish Accent by Australian Not as Bad as Cockney Accent by American
So the other day, when I said that D.V.D. was not mentioned when Russell Crowe's accent in Robin Hood was said to sound a wee bit Irish... I take it back. Only took a day for someone to jump on it.
The Independent, May 17, 2010, "Don't Mention the Accent" by Philip Hensher
The Independent, May 17, 2010, "Don't Mention the Accent" by Philip Hensher
Mr Crowe's attempt on a Northern accent in Robin Hood is not of a Dick van Dyke order of badness, but the Irish undertow is unmistakable. It is curious that he thought himself better placed to judge the accuracy of the impersonation than a native Englishman, but there it is.
Saturday, May 15, 2010
Time Out mentions MODVDA
This is what happens when you don't moderate your comments on your blog for a year -- you find out you were mentioned in Time Out!
London Through A Moving Lens: bad cockney accents,
Time Out, Jan 8 2009, by Peter Watts
London Through A Moving Lens: bad cockney accents,
Time Out, Jan 8 2009, by Peter Watts
Settle down for some of You Tube's finest inept renditions of the cockney accent, inspired by the Ministry of Dick Van Dyke's Accent, which boldly attempts to catalogue every occasion the media refers to Dick's vocally challenged chimney sweep in 'Mary Poppins'. [This is the sort of thing the internet was invented for - as their manifesto points out, 'As far as inaccuracies go, the film is full of others. Greenwich does not set its time by the cannon fire of Admiral Boom; Nannies can't fly; small children do not compose help wanted advertisements in verse; and (I know this from experience) the wait staff at most English cafes consists of entirely of Polish immigrants, not dancing penguins.']
Monday, March 8, 2010
Repetition
On this week's episode of Just a Minute (available for streaming for one week), Paul Merton took a shot at himself for doing a horrible Cockney accent by saying, "Am I the only one now who's thinking of Dick Van Dyke?"
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