Liverpool FC (''we are Britain's kings of Europe'') face Manchester United (''we are the richest, we are the most talked about'') in a battle royale.
This is the Premiership's fiercest rivalry. It should be as English as muffins, whingeing, rain, crumpets, cream and jam, Walkabout Pubs, Dick Van Dyke doing a horrible accent in Mary Poppins and Sir Ian Botham crowing about the cricket.
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Showing posts with label Manchester. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Manchester. Show all posts
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
DVD's Accent is as English as Muffins To an Australian
The Age, March 5, 2011, "Divide and Conquer" by Graham Hunter
Saturday, September 22, 2007
The Prevalent D.V.D.-style Patois
Manchester Evening News, "Academy date for Jack the lad", Gary Ryan
Sept 20, 2007
Time elapsed since premiere of Mary Poppins:
15,729 days.
Time elapsed since a Brit mentioned D.V.D.'s accent in the press:
11 days
Sept 20, 2007
"This summer, Radio One hammered a tune called LDN Is A Victim, which satirised how privileged and monied people have co-opted the Big Smoke's music scene. Cribbing its tune and title from Kate Nash's Caroline Is A Victim and Lily Allen's LDN, it attacked the prevalent Dick Van Dyke-style faux Jamie T/Mike Skinner patois."
Time elapsed since premiere of Mary Poppins:
15,729 days.
Time elapsed since a Brit mentioned D.V.D.'s accent in the press:
11 days
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