Not least because Jamie Bamber’s Dick Van Dyke mockney accent has been toned down so that you’re not expecting Chas and Dave to gatecrash proceedings at any moment for a tinkle on the old Joanna.
The Ministry is Primarily Dedicated to Documenting Current Complaints in the British and World Press Regarding Mr Dick Van Dyke's Poor Attempt at a Cockney Accent in the Motion Picture Mary Poppins Half a Century Ago.
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Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Accent Toned Down Below DVD Level: Media Complains About Earlier Level
Daily Mirror, July 7th, 2011, "Law And Order: UK - ITV1, 9pm" by Jane Simon
DVD's Accent is as English as Muffins To an Australian
The Age, March 5, 2011, "Divide and Conquer" by Graham Hunter
Liverpool FC (''we are Britain's kings of Europe'') face Manchester United (''we are the richest, we are the most talked about'') in a battle royale.
This is the Premiership's fiercest rivalry. It should be as English as muffins, whingeing, rain, crumpets, cream and jam, Walkabout Pubs, Dick Van Dyke doing a horrible accent in Mary Poppins and Sir Ian Botham crowing about the cricket.
Friday, March 4, 2011
Spot On!
This is a slide show of twenty entries. Couple of new additions to the roster of actors with bad accents include: Humphrey Bogart's attempt at an Irish brogue in Dark Victory; Mickey Rooney's yellowface performance in Breakfast at Tiffany's; Demi Moore's awful British accent in Flawless. Bonus -- includes links to YouTube clips.
Toronto Sun, March 2, 2011, "Worst Movie Accents".
Toronto Sun, March 2, 2011, "Worst Movie Accents".
WHO: Dick Van Dyke as Bert. MOVIE: “Mary Poppins” (1964). ACCENT SUPPOSED TO BE: British (Cockney). SOUNDS LIKE: A man who needs a new dialect coach.
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Dr. Mark Sloan and Mr. Hyde
BroadwayWorld.com, March 1, 2011, "JEKYLL AND HYDE, New Wimbledon Theatre" by Gary Naylor
After Frank Wildhorn and Leslie Bricusse wrought almost as thoroughgoing a transformation on the tale as Doctor Jekyll did to himself, this version provides plenty of setpiece songs, mercifully few special effects and costume changes and yet more opportunities to hear that stage Cockney accent that owes rather more to Dick Van Dyke than to the East End of London..
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
An Oscar Nod
An English actor who can do a good American accent, chided for reverting to an English accent. Hoo-kay.
The Telegraph, Feb. 28, 2011, "Oscars 2011 highlights: best and worst moments" by Anita Singh
The Telegraph, Feb. 28, 2011, "Oscars 2011 highlights: best and worst moments" by Anita Singh
And an honourable mention for Christian Bale, who had an American accent a while back but now appears to be channelling Dick Van Dyke.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Tweet, Tweet, Birdie
Moments ago on Twitter:
@jupitusphillip Phillip Jupitus
Lawks! Doris Day's 'Do Not Disturb' is on Film 4 now. British accent work that makes Dick Van Dyke sound like Brian Sewell...
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Something's Missing.
Hang on -- mention of Dick Van Dyke and British accents, check. Mention of accent coach, check. Mention of "...lazy mouth Midwesterners," check. Mention of how bad Dick Van Dyke's accent was...
Oh, it's an American speaking. Carry on.
The Plymouth Patch (Plymouth, Michigan), Feburary 13, 2010, "Barefoot Productions Takes on British Farce with 'Black Comedy'" By Nicole Krawcke
Oh, it's an American speaking. Carry on.
The Plymouth Patch (Plymouth, Michigan), Feburary 13, 2010, "Barefoot Productions Takes on British Farce with 'Black Comedy'" By Nicole Krawcke
“I’ve told the entire cast through the rehearsal process that this is really nothing more than a Dick Van Dyke episode with British accents,” Hane said.
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